"There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!"
I have been working non-stop on this project for my U.S. Experience class that is centered around Chicago Culture. Check out my project on SNL and The Second City. Happy Laughing!